sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna)

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow)

(Source: barrel--rider)

aantifreeze:

none evans with left boob

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

(Source: clearlyrobotic)