necrute:

necrute:

a teenage doctor sits in school and sees a hot girl he likes. to his shock, he finds he has a boner! not to worry, he thinks as he gets out his sonic screwdriver. he sonics his hard on. nothing happens. he sighs in resignation.

it doesn’t do wood.

i didnt spent a whole 5 minutes thinking of how to properly phrase this for 32 notes come on this is comedy gold

(Source: necrute)

lokisonoffrigga:

Remember when Martha fast-forwarded through parts of the video in Human Nature and Family of Blood?

This is what she was actually fast-forwarding through.

afixwithsontarans:

doctorpcapaldis:

spoopyspeight:

dapenguinninja:

bronzethumb:

jtammanyhall:

All the Bonds.

This is fantastic.

Realizing the Bonds are like Americans version of Doctor Who…just more killing and a lot more sex

James bond is fucking British dude. 

did someone really just think that james bond is american

did someone really think James Bond kills more people than the doctor

afixwithsontarans:

doctorpcapaldis:

spoopyspeight:

dapenguinninja:

bronzethumb:

jtammanyhall:

All the Bonds.

This is fantastic.

Realizing the Bonds are like Americans version of Doctor Who…just more killing and a lot more sex

James bond is fucking British dude. 

did someone really just think that james bond is american

did someone really think James Bond kills more people than the doctor

erulisse-manwathiel:

I probably shouldn’t be showing this to the Doctor Who fandom but…

original here: (x)

Played 435673 times.

the-writers-ramblings:

“From what I’ve seen, your funny little happy-go-lucky little life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on because you dare not look back. Playing with so many people’s lives, you might as well be a god. And you’re right, Doctor. You’re absolutely right. Sometimes… you let one go.”

#ahhh #you see this is my dark doctor #not eleven who is afraid of his capacity for darkness and the sucking; tidal loneliness within him that could swallow worlds #not ten whose darkness was all rage and mania—the cold-burning anger that condemned the family of blood or threatened to rip time #because he was Time Lord Victorious and it was his right #but nine #glorious nine #who is so comfortable with dealing out death that he thinks nothing of it; you cannot flinch from what you are #nine can smile and lightly talk about sparing one life; maybe two; because the dead of the time war slide off the scale and what is one more #world compared to that? #he is so steeped in horror it has become mundane for him (the first horror is the horror; the second is accepting it) #nine who emerged from the Time War the only colossus in a universe of ants #but rather than choosing to crush them beneath his heel because what is one more world? #he happens to be kind #because if you happen to be kind enough; if you choose not to step and snuff out their tiny lives enough times #maybe you can work your way back to being a good man #a fool’s errand #but a good fool #doctor who (notbecauseofvictories)

(Source: solthree)

(Source: doctorwhogifs)

nickgatzby:

dw meme → favorite plot twist

(Source: mickeysmth)

rachaelstott:

'The moment is coming'

hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor
hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor
hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

hackedy:

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

(Source: stonedpervert)

30 Days of Doctor Who (New Series) → Day 3: Favorite Male Companion

Captain Jack Harkness