my favorite thing is reading fan fiction but my least favorite thing is trying to find fan fiction to read
CAN YOU SPARE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT TIM DRAKE, SIR?
why go to sleep at a normal hour when you can read an 80,000 word fanfiction until two in the morning
Hope you like crappy webcam shots. Green.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.