[tucks you into bed]

[kisses your forehead]

[leans in and whispers] heard u were talkin shit about james t kirk


why go to sleep at a normal hour when you can read an 80,000 word fanfiction until two in the morning

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Questionwhat color are your eyes Answer


Hope you like crappy webcam shots. Green.


people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

"My sexuality is: People on the internet tell me I’m cute but in real life, no one wants to date me."
— (via -ryan)

(Source: zosojett7178)


fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.” 

accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship enterprise. her five year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
  • Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
  • Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
  • Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
  • Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
  • Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
  • Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
  • Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
  • Me:
  • Me: I also ship destiel

Pretty much me during school


Pretty much me during school

(Source: amajor7)