blah blah blah

do you ever just cry because t’hy’la

nerdfighter13812:

gabzilla-z:

ilikethecandy:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

I don’t know what exactly is going on but I know If my carpet ever gets dirty I know who I’m going to call.

o_o

Wait, I thought this was a local thing. You, Bri, Beth, is this local and it just got a lot of attention, or am I wrong?

I would call Stanley’s steamers right away.

thattechnique:

Gravity Falls theme - Silent Hill vers.

scifigrl47:

So I went to get Chinese today. And the little, middle aged Chinese lady at the register was wearing a Captain America apron. Like, YEP, Cap face and logo across her chest.

And I say, “I like your apron.”

She grins at me and goes, “Steve Rogers, very good guy.”

And I’m laughing, because, yes, that is completely true. So I say, “I like Tony Stark,” and she gives me this disapproving look.

“No good. Big showoff.” She gives me my food and adds. “Don’t date Tony Stark.”

Which may well be the best advice I’ve gotten from a complete stranger in my whole life.

deans1911:

hyperbolicgrandiloquence:

AUs are literally gold.

Indeed.

(Source: patrickmartinvaughntreeh)

oppa is gangnam style

groovyphilia:

#how does your handsome face exist sir? #IS THAT A TURTLENECK?

This is incredibly silly but I had this image of Charles not being paralysed after the beach divorce, and Erik left all his clothes at the mansion

So Charles casually wears Erik’s clothes and lounges suggestively on furniture or poses stylishly around and takes photos (occasionally with said clothes barely on at all)

And then he sends the photos to Erik

this is what you’re missing, you bastard

bahnubee:

ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO

CHECK THAT SHIT OUT UNDER THE READ MORE

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recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.”

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

(Source: agoraph-bia)

reichenroll:

British men in bow ties appreciation post

reichenroll:

British men in bow ties appreciation post