One time, and for whatever reason, the Batkids needed to prove to the media that they were ‘stupid rich brats’ so no one (Vicki Vale) would suspect their night jobs.
So they decided to get together (with Babs (begrudingly) and Steph) and make an internet video of them doing a dangerously moronic stunt. For some reason, Tim came up with the idea of a ‘car sling shot’ that would fling cars into the bay behind the Bat Manor (“Stupid, extremely expensive, dangerous—and we need to get rid of the trashed batmobiles anyway, right?”—reasoning used by Tim).
It surprisingly worked pretty well and the cars got some distance.
Well, the video came out to be quite popular not because of the subject matter but because half way through the thing, everyone decided that this thing wasn’t powerful enough, so they connected two cars together to see if they would be flung into the ocean.
One car made it.
The other went flying straight into the east side of Wayne Manor, destroying the entire second floor wall.
The video ended with the kids staring horrified at the mess and Dick running off screaming ‘OH GOD NO’. Good news, no one was home and the video hit over a million views over night. Bad news, everyone refused to leave Teen Towers for about two weeks because Bruce was going to kill them.
Racebent Batfamily Fancast
Anon asked for all the flower crowns together.
Wanted to do an AU where Bruce loses the family fortune when his parents pass, but still goes down the road of vigilantism…
So how would the fight be without all the money and technology?
Also Dick looks ridiculous I really couldn’t figure anything out for him…
There was a point where he wore leggings and jogging shorts though….
would love to see more of this AU
and by see I mean also read
father of the year bruce wayne strikes again
so touching i cried
Too many of them. Bruce has about one hug in him per every six months* and he couldn’t show favoritism.
On average. Terms and conditions may apply. One recipient per hug. Bi-annual hug may not be stretched to include group hugs. Hugger reserves right to withdraw hug at any time.
Christian Bale as … Bruce Wayne
Ian Somerhalder as … Dick Grayson
Dean Geyer as … Jason Todd
Logan Lerman as … Tim Drake
Arsalan Ghasemi as … Damian Wayne