avengers au where clint’s got his hearing aids but he turns them off when hes bored so that he can try to decipher what everyones saying
and no one knows he does it but they think its weird when he misses huge gaps of a story or throws in an oddly specific detail that never happened or gets a name really wrong on an official report
tony and nat try to piece together whats happening through increasingly convoluted ways that may result in more than a few injuries
steves convinced its just something left over from when loki was in his head and he keeps trying to get sam to talk to him about it
bruce starts trying to develop a new hearing aid that’ll register the sound better (clint accepts them and then proceeds to continue turning those ones off too)
and then one day thor’s telling a story about loki’s embarrassing childhood and he just offhandedly says ‘tell barton to turn his ears on, he will like the next part’ and the room just goes quiet as they realize theres absolutely nothing wrong with clint hes just been being a shit the entire time
Inhumanity #1 | Olivier Coipel
Hawkeye (2012) #6
What sort of archer doesn’t carry a “disarms exploding robots” arrow?
So all current Hawkeyes have now done this shot
I enjoy the continuity
This is the picture I commissioned from Gingerhaze! My exact email went like this: "I would like to commission a picture of Hawkeye and Black Widow dressed up like James Bond and a Bond Girl. (I’m not picky on which one is dressed like which, wink wink)" and Noelle knew exactly what to do.
I’m keeping the high-res version all to myself (except for the copy that I’m going to print and hang in my cubicle at work, because people should know who they’re dealing with) :P
best thing evar
We kept getting that guy closer and closer to Hawkeye because we thought it was hilarious that he shot him from a distance of two inches.
- Joss Whedon (Avengers audio commentary)
“Welcome back, sir”
T////////T Definitely my expression since the S.H.I.E.L.D. news! omg how could i explain my pheelings and every every tweets from Clark Gregg were so beautiful I CAN’T!!! (Want to group-bear-hug Joss & Clark so hard right then!)
I’m really glad to have you back..Coulson, REALLY!
…Now I can’t stop yelling ‘COULSON LIVES!’