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Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William

bless the royal family

just bless

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

Yes.

Oddly enough, that makes sense.

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

Yes.

Oddly enough, that makes sense.

gokartmozart:

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.

professorcockblock:

i’m one of those really annoying customers in shops that always tries to brighten the days of the sales assisstants

i see them standing there, hating their lives, hoping no one will talk to them

and i swoop

HOW ARE YOU TODAY

i open with

they side-eye me

HAD LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS MORNING?

they’re getting uncomfortable,

they’re speeding up their scanning

SO THE WEATHERS BEEN CRAZY RECENTLY HUH

they don’t want to answer, it’ll only encourage me, but this is their job

we talk about the weather

they die a little inside

would you like a bag for that?

they say, as if every word is causing them physical pain

NO

i say

I’VE BROUGHT MY OWN

they’re shocked

(lets be fair to them, i dress like a mentally deficient chav i don’t look like i’d remember bags)

can i help you with anything else?

they whisper, screaming internally for release, begging the torture to end

NO THANK YOU

i flash them a winning smile

YOU HAVE A NICE DAY NOW

and our love affair climaxes with the exchange of a receipt

they slump back in to their chair

avoiding eye contact with the next customer

hoping this won’t catch on

they have suffered human interaction

and survived

hail satan

you-me-and-loki:

ERMAHGERD

(Source: thelittlearchangelthatcould)

kkatkkrap:

tactician-mara:

hellyeahangels:

steveykins:

roxannestrange:

So this happened.

DEAR LORD COULSON

#STOP LAUGHING CLINT #I WAS UNDERCOVER

More like under covers

THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC. RIGHT NOW.

(Source: thestrangetwins)

wikatiepedia:

because I’ll never get tired of referencing that.

x

(Source: atwoods)

#he’s just reading the script and he’s crying

(Source: ladyponds)

mixedcrown:

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: cyancrown)