"And you will Derek. Because he’ll never be strong enough. You really think he could survive the bite? Be your mate? He’ll die in your arms just like Paige… and it will kill you this time.”

(Source: blackmaskdevil)

lifeimitatesartx:

If a prancing Thor doesn’t make you feel better then I don’t know what the fuck will.

(Source: )

lextempus:

Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William

bless the royal family

just bless

(Source: dannystargaryen)

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses 

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

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Yes.

Oddly enough, that makes sense.

gokartmozart:

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.

professorcockblock:

  • i’m one of those really annoying customers in shops that always tries to brighten the days of the sales assisstants
  • i see them standing there, hating their lives, hoping no one will talk to them
  • and i swoop
  • HOW ARE YOU TODAY
  • i open with
  • they side-eye me
  • HAD LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THIS MORNING?
  • they’re getting uncomfortable,
  • they’re speeding up their scanning
  • SO THE WEATHERS BEEN CRAZY RECENTLY HUH
  • they don’t want to answer, it’ll only encourage me, but this is their job
  • we talk about the weather
  • they die a little inside
  • would you like a bag for that?
  • they say, as if every word is causing them physical pain
  • NO
  • i say
  • I’VE BROUGHT MY OWN
  • they’re shocked
  • (lets be fair to them, i dress like a mentally deficient chav i don’t look like i’d remember bags)
  • can i help you with anything else?
  • they whisper, screaming internally for release, begging the torture to end
  • NO THANK YOU
  • i flash them a winning smile
  • YOU HAVE A NICE DAY NOW
  • and our love affair climaxes with the exchange of a receipt
  • they slump back in to their chair
  • avoiding eye contact with the next customer
  • hoping this won’t catch on
  • they have suffered human interaction
  • and survived
  • hail satan
kkatkkrap:

tactician-mara:

hellyeahangels:

steveykins:

roxannestrange:

So this happened.

DEAR LORD COULSON

#STOP LAUGHING CLINT #I WAS UNDERCOVER

More like under covers

THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC. RIGHT NOW.

kkatkkrap:

tactician-mara:

hellyeahangels:

steveykins:

roxannestrange:

So this happened.

DEAR LORD COULSON

#STOP LAUGHING CLINT #I WAS UNDERCOVER

More like under covers

THIS NEEDS TO BE A FIC. RIGHT NOW.

wikatiepedia:

because I’ll never get tired of referencing that.

x

(Source: atwoods)