That damn octopus,” Tony spat, gesturing at the marks on his skin. Now that Steve could look closely, there were more of them than he’d originally thought, on Tony’s arms, and even his face, on his jawline. “It keeps trying to—to make out with me or something!” Tony said, waving his arms and sounding what Steve thought was appropriately horrified. “It wants to cuddle.”
this fic you guys this fic omggg
fake marriage!!! namor creeping on steve!!! tentacles!!!
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Story Arcs/ EventsI Love & Recommend
↳ Civil War: The Confession
Written by Brian Michael Bendis; Art by Alex Maleev
You made this war!! You birthed it into existence by sheer force of will. And now look at you — King of the World!! I want to know!! I want to know what the hell made you think this was your job to do? Who made you the moral compass of us? How could you lay down with the people you’ve laid down with?? Tell me, “Director Stark”, tell me, was it worth it?? WAS IT WORTH IT?! TELL ME!
Pretty much me during school
Tony is being needy and moody = Rhodey asks if it’s about Steve
Steve is being spoiled = Bucky knows it’s a gift from Tony
Your best friends know what’s up with you guys
Gazing into each other’s eyes.
And that’s the truth.
“What a Man!” photoset, part II. Part I can be found here.
AKA: Tony’s Epic Mancrush on Steve Boarders on Inappropriate
(In fact, the last one there is just them monologuing about how each other are perfect and wonderful:
Steve [internal monologue]: “If it’s not the vicious thugs who call themselves heroes today, reminding me how outdated are my old man’s ways… it’s the amazing inventions that stem from Tony’s mind. Tomorrow’s dreams made real.”
Tony [internal monologue]: ”I feel like a snail or a tortoise, lumbering along in my shell, whenever I’m with Steve. So clumsy and so safe, next to his grace and daring.”
Steve [internal monologue]: “Yes, Tony Stark, a man of today and tomorrow… is the man I’ll never be.”
Tony [internal monologue]: “I have so much, I know I shouldn’t envy Steve and his strengths. And yet I do.”
“Break Up and Make Up”
You know how X-Men: First Class has the infamous Beach Scene? AKA THE DIVORCE??
Yeah. Steve and Tony have done that, too. About a hundred times.
(NB1: This is definitely not all the break-up/make-up moments, just the ones I had access to.
NB2: Xavier and Magneto have more than their fair share as well, besides just in the movie. But I’ll leave it to someone else to compile that photoset ;P)